The longlist of February 2012
1. YOU KNOW IT IS WORTH READING IF THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO CENSOR IT
2. 1 PERSON / 100 NICKNAMES / 10 PROFILES / HOW MANY MEANINGS OF LIFE
3. KEYBOARDS ARE THE NEW SWORDS
4. BLOGGING IS OPEN YOUR MOUTH KEYBOARDWISE
5. HOPE THE COLD NEVER STOPS OTHERWISE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
6. WINTER COLD / CAN I ICE-BREAK WITH YOU
7. EU HIERARCHY OR SOLIDARITY BETWEEN THE COUNTRIES
8. MY BUDGET IS SO SMALL THAT IF YOU CUT IT YOU’LL GET A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION
9. MONEY GOES TO MONEY / MONEY SEEMS TO LIKE TO COME IN HERDS
10. WHEN WE STARTED EU DIDN’T WE SAY THAT WE WOULD FORGET THE BORDERS
11. BUDGET CUTS / BUT I CAN’T SEEM TO REMEMBER THE PEOPLE SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY UNWISELY
12. TODAY’S PIRATES DO NOT DIG TREASURES BUT THEY DIG OUT CORRUPTION
13. I’D RATHER GIVE MY MONEY TO A PIRATE THAN TO A BANKER
14. PIRATES SAY “ARRR” TO OLD POLITICS
15. PIRATE PARTY / WHEN ROBIN HOOD MEETS SAILOR MAN
16. AFTER THE VIKINGS THE PIRATES ENTER THE WORLD
17. BETTER THAN VALENTINE / BE MY ROBIN HOOD
18. JOIN THE PIRATE BOAT TO AVOID THE INTERNET SHARKS
19. THIS TIME THE PIRATES ARE NOT THE ONES WHO PLUNDER
20. WHEN I WAS A KID I ADMIRED ACTORS BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT THE POLITICIANS ACTUALLY LIE BETTER
21. IF IT’S BAD TO LIE TO ONE PERSON / ISN’T IT THEN TO LIE TO 100000’’S
22. HOW AMAZING WOULD POLITICS BE IF EVERYONE HAD A NOSE LIKE PINOCCIO
23. HYPOCRATES 50 AC / HYPOCRASY 2012 DC
24. I’M STILL COLLECTING MONEY FOR THE LAST TEN PAGES OF MY BOOK
25. I WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST BUT THEN I DECIDED NOT TO STARVE
26. I HOPE THAT ALL THE MUSIC THAT MOZART HEARD IN HIS LIFE WAS LEGAL
27. I PAY 3.45 FOR AN HOTDOG OR FOR A CONCERT
28. WHY IS OPERA MORE EXPENSIVE THAN PUNK
29. SELLING HEMINGWAY’S NOVELS BY WEIGHT / CHEAPER THAN BUYING DOSTOJEVSKI
30. SAINT VALENTINE’S DAY OR SAINT MARKETING OBBEY
31. VALENTINE’S DAY / I DO NOT LOVE YOU
32. I WISH I’D GET A LETTER FROM A SECRET ADMIRER
33. VALENTINE’S DAY / I HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP WITH CONSUMERISM
34. VALENTINE’S DAYS / I AM MARRIED WITH CONSUMERISM
35. WHO WAS THIS VALENTINE ANYWAYS TO GET HIS OWN DAY
36. I’D LOVE TO DECIDE MY BOSS’ SALARY FOR A CHANGE
37. I CAN HAVE / A MINIMALISTIC WAGE AND A RICHFUL LIFE
38. THE LESS I HAVE / THE MORE I SHARE
39. THE LESS I SHARE / THE MORE I HAVE
40. LATELY I EXCHANGED A LOT OF PIECES OF MY HEART
41. MIGHTY WORDS / A PITY YOU CAN’T EAT THE ALPHABET
42. FIGHT WITH WORDS / LOVE WITHOUT
43. I FIGHT WITH WORDS / LOESJE
44. I USE MY PEN AS A SWORD TO TOUCH THE SOUL OF MY ENEMY
45. WAR OF WORDS / TOTALLY SCI-FI FOR THE NEXT GENERATION
46. FRENCH POLITICS / MY PRESIDENT SHOWAS ALL HIS LIFE ON SCREEN SO THAT TV DOESN’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS
47. THE COST OF PRIVATE LIVES OF POLITICIANS SHOULD NOT BE A BURDEN UPON CITIZENS
48. ADOPT A RICH PERSON / TAKE THEM OUT FOR A DINNER AT REALITY
49. CITY SAFARI / CAN I DRESS UP AS AN ANIMAL
50. CITY SAFARI / OH, WHAT A NICE ZOO
51. IS A HIGH STANDING DISTRICT ALSO A GHETTO
52. A BUS TOUR TO ALL THE RECYCLEABLE BINS
53. I WANTED TO RAISE MY FIST BUT THE WORK IN THE FACTORY NEVER STOPPED
54. 80’S “FUCK THE SYSTEM” / 00’S “THE SYSTEM FUCKED US” / 2020’S “YOU WILL MISS THOSE TIME WHEN YOU COULD STILL GET FUCKED”
55. BERLINALE / HOW WILL DRESS THE BEAR FOR THE RED CARPET
56. BERLINALE / LET’S SOW SOMETHING WARM OUT OF ALL THIS RED CARPET
57. BERLINALE / THIS TIME THE BEAR WON’T EAT THE CAMERA
58. THE BIGGEST FEAR OF TODAY’S YOUTH / UNEMPLOYED PARENTS
59. WHAT IF YOUR PARENTS WOULD WANNA MOVE TO YOUR PLACE
60. MY MOM IS MY BEST EMPLOYER
61. IS INDIVIDUALISM BECOMING UTOPIA IN EUROPE
62. SAVE THE EURO / I’D RATHER SAVE WILLY
63. MONARCHY IN THE UK / ANARCHY IS SO 70’S
64. EXISTENCE / DINOSAURS MISUNDERSTOOD THE POINT
65. LOVE YOURSELF INTIMATELY
66. OBSESSION IS A CREATION OF THE TONGUE
67. IF I BITE DO YOU KISS
68. RAIN / YOUR PROBLEM MAKES MY UMBRELLA HAPPY
69. I GREET MY PROBLEM WITH A SMILE SO THAT I BECOME ITS PROBLEM
70. SERIOUS IS FUNNY WITHOUT IMAGINATION
71. IMMIGRANTS TAUGHT ME MORE ON GEOGRAPHY THAN GEOGRAPHY BOOKS DID
72. DROP YOUR NATIONALITY / PICK UP YOUR ATTITUDE
73. BORDERS / WHAT ELSE IS THERE
74. WORK BREAKS USED TO BE MORE FUN BEFORE FACEBOOK
75. WHO TO DRUG TO BE YOU
76. DON'T BE SHY / YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS ALREADY ONLINE
77. UNIONS / UNITE AGAINST THEM
78. PRETTY PAINTING BORING ARTS
79. ART IS CONVINCING THE BUBBLES TO STAY IN MY BEER
80. NATURE / THAT THING I USE AS A BACKGROUND PICTURE ON MY LAPTOP
81. NATURE / THE SPINACH ON MY PLATE
82. I OCCUPIED MY MIND AND IT FELT STOCKY
83. OCCUPY OR GET AN OCCUPATION
84. I ALWAYS HAVE THE SMARTEST IDEAS WHEN I DON'T HAVE A PEN
85. AMNESIA IS A KIND OF MEMORY
86. EUROPEAN DREAM / SOLD ON MOST FLEAMARKETS
87. EUROPE IS DOING FINE / HOW ABOUT EUROPEANS
88. THE FLU – SO MANY FOLLOWERS / AND STILL NO TWITTER ACCOUNT
89. ROMANTIC EVENING / AND IF MY DAD REFUSES, MY MUM SIMPLY REMOVES THE FUSES FROM THE BOILER ROOM.
90. COMPROMISE /WE’LL TURN THE TV TO A CHANNEL NONE OF US LIKES TO WATCH
91. TROJAN HORSES / GIVE IT A WEEK AND I CAN START MY OWN RIDING SCHOOL
92. TO AVOID THE NIMBY SYNDROME / ALL THE ACTION TAKES PLACE IN THE FRONT YARD THESE DAYS
93. BLOSSOMS IN WINTER / EARTH MUST BE IN LOVE
94. 2012 / AN EXTRA DAY TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
95. 2012 /I WISH YOU WISHED ME
96. MAYANS / MY CALENDAR ENDS ON THE 31 OF DECEMBER EACH YEAR TOO
97. CAPITALISM IS NOT JUST DISTRACTIVE, IS AS WELL DESTRUCTIVE
98. WHEN YOU FALL YOU HIT THE GROUND AND THEN YOU LEARN HOW TO WALK ON IT
99. HEY/ RUB THOSE DOLLAR SIGNS OUT OF YOUR EYES.
100. HOW RICH ARE YOUR THOUGHTS
101. THROWAWAY SOCIETY/ YOU THROW/ I CATCH
102. SAYING WHAT YOU THINK CAN ALSO BE SOMETHING NICE
103. AN OPINION/ WELL/ SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T AGREE WITH THE FACTS
104. SLEEPING WITHOUT YOU IS A WASTE OF BED
105. DIFFERENT/ PECULIAR/ SPECIAL/ UNIQUE / THUS QUITE NORMAL
106. WISHING FOR A BOYFRIEND/ HIS IMAGINATION MUST EXCEED HIS TV
107. AN URGE/ AN INSIGHT/ A MESS
108. YES I AGREE SOMETIMES THE INTERNET SEEMS LIKE A RUSSIAN REFERENDUM
109. THE BELL IS BROKEN/ PLEASE WHISTLE YOUR OWN TUNE 3 TIMES
110. CRACKING STAIRS/ SUDDENLY OPENING DOORS/ FINALLY I TOOK A CAT TO EXPLAIN ALL THESE OCCURRENCES
111. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THERE IS A HOUSING SHORTAGE/ TOO MUCH VACANT OFFICE SPACE AND WE STILL BELIEVE IN THE FREE MARKET
112. FEBRUARY THE 29TH/ A DAY TO DO ALL THE THINGS YOU HAD NO TIME FOR IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS
113. I GOT A TO-GET-OUT-OF-THE-RIGHT- SIDE-OF-BED-DEGREE
114. FINGER PUPPETS ALSO SEEM TO WORK FINE AS NOSE WARMERS
115. FREEZING TEMPERATURES/ THERE IS AGAIN SPECULATION ON THE ICE MARKET
116. ILLEGAL SITES ARE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET AND SENT BACK TO THE IMAGINATION
117. WE DON’T COPY/ WE PASTE
118. HIS VALENTINE CARD WAS SO SOGGY THAT IT GOT STUCK IN THE MAILBOX
119. THE ECONOMY HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS/ "SHALL THERE BE MORE THAN MONEY”
120. FOR THE ECONOMY TO GROW/ YOU HAVE TO TALK BACK SOMETIMES
121. COINCIDENCE/ WHENEVER AUNT RIE TAKES APPLE PIE OUT OF THE OVEN/ THE STOCK PRICES INCREASE
122. IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE RISE AND FALL OF THE STOCK PRICES ARE DETERMINED BY THE MOON
123. A SURPLUS OF SALT MEANS A SHORTAGE OF FRIES
124. VALENTINE'S DAY/ MAKE SURE THAT THE SELF-KNITTED HEARTS FIT THROUGH THE MAILBOX
125. WAR/ ONLY WITH PAPER HATS/ PLASTIC SWORDS AND LEMONADE AFTERWARDS
126. >HI< IS A PASSWORD THAT ALWAYS WORKS
127. INTERNET CENCORSHIP/ STAY SURFING AGAINST THE WIND.
128. LIVE YOUR LIFE AS IF SOMEONE LEFT THE FENCE OPEN / THE DOG OF
129. TO SHARE IS ALSO A SOLUTION
130. WHETHER DEMAND DECIDES SUPPLY OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND / I STILL DECIDE BY MYSELF
131. THINKING OUT OF THE BOX / AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE BOX IS NO LONGER THERE
132. NORMALITY / STRIPED OR SPOTTY
133. SENSATION / 10.000 PIGS READY FOR SLAUGHER FREED THEMSELVES
134. WHEN EVERYBODY HAS POWER / WHY IS IT SO HARD TO USE IT TOGETHER
135. FIGHT / I LIKE THE PARTY AFTERWARDS BEST (KID BROTHER OF LOESJE?)
136. IS BUREAUCRACY ALSO A LANGUAGE
137. LAUGHING / TO FIND OUT THE RISKS AND SIDE EFFECTS YOU’D BETTER TRY IT YOURSELF
138. BE CAREFUL WITH GAPS IN YOUR CV / FREEDOM LURES THERE
139. THIS POSTER IS NOT A TOUCH SCREEN
140. RUMOUR / EU-GUIDELINES FORBID COMPLAINING IN PUBLIC SPACE
141. RUMOUR / EU-GUIDELINES FORBID SQUEAKEY SHOES IN PUBLIC SPACE
142. EXPERT GOVERNMENT / WHY IS THAT AN EXCEPTION / AND NOT A RULE
143. MY APATHY IS STRICTLY LIMITED
144. DOUBLE IS OFTEN ONE TOO MUCH
145. WHAT HAPPENS / WHEN THE FRAME / BLOCKS THE SIGHT
146. BOXES ARE THERE FOR SHAKING OUT THE CONTENT / AND GET NEW INSIGHTS FROM THE PATTERN
147. CIVIL COURAGE / WHEN YOUR TROUSERS ARE TOO TIGHT / YOU ALSO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT / OR
