This summer it's time for the European Championship in football. What are your feelings and expectations. What do you think of football in general. Is it just a sport among others, or is it more then any other physical activity. Is it something to dedicate your life to, or just a silly game, for you? If you have any ideas or thoughts about football, please try to fit them in to a positive, twisted or just funny text. Succes!
List of textproposals
# someone direct England towards the goal!
# wich one is the right goal!
# boys: football is more inportant than girls!
# soccer is for suckers (bad joke #1)
# NO, not above the bar, thats Rugby!
# and England Scor...fuck it missed again
# well i bet England beat Tasmania
# Euro 2000 For Fans Only=> I wonder how many tickets really go to the Fans
# TASMANIA...2 ENGLAND...1
# ITS NOT FAIR 22 MEN TO JST ONE WITH THE WHISTLE
# SCORE= TASMANIA...1 ENGLAND...LOST
# TAKE THE OUTSIDE FROM A FOOTBALL,AND GET A FOOTBALLERS BRAIN
# soccer, an excuse for 22 men to kiss each other without 'coming out'
# News Headlines..England purchase another fan
# wrong or right you cannot stick his whistle there...
# an ideal game?france v germany....v a pride of LIONS
# LOSE?? Its the playing the game that counts...(barstards beat us)
# LOSE?? Its the playing the game that counts...(barstards beat us again)
# Chelsea fan, isnt it our turn to win again yet?
# football is to the world what aids is to free love
# tell the fans,dont drag your knuckles on the ground..
# have i got everything? scarf,rattle,program,MUM!! wheres my brain
# I USED TO BE A FOOTBALLER, BUT IM BETTER NOW
# BE KIND,FOOTBALLERS ARE (nearly) HUMAN TOO!
# Euro2000 is that the exchange rate?
# soccer stars $$$$$$$$$$$$$ nurses$ A FAIR RESULT?
# Why don,t I get paid for my play
# SOCCER SUPPORTERS......KICK GRASS
# WHATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOTBALL// EVERYTHING
# FOOTBALL STADIUMS// DONT WE NEED SPACE
# Football, as long as there is a sideshow
# why the crop circle in the middle
# FOR THE BEST RESULT,LOOK ON OUR POSTERS!
# 22 MEN AND ONLY ONE BALL BETWEEN THEM?
# 22 MEN AND NO BALLS BETWEEN THEM!
# Football... sounds like an neanthertaler sport, guess it is...
# Football - a passport for Europe?
# English football = austrian politics, they both argue that there are to many foreigners around.
# Football - a game for grownup children
# Why would you kick a ball if you can't place tongue
# What's the differnts between a foorballplayer and a whore
# I know a easyer way's to score
# soccer: I know a easyer way's to score
# millions of people are watching thousands of men fighting who were watching 22 men and a ball...
# soccer: 90 minutes of sport embedded in 2 days of free-fighting
# Soccer: can't we sell all players and give the money to the Third World
# Stadium: a period of time that will end once
# Fotball//better to kick on a ball than a head
# Common results in footballmatches://1-2//3-4//7 dead supporters
# Football, I thought it was about soccer
# soccer. I cant think of anything,=must be a footballer!
# Football, or why all the streets will be quiet almost every evening this summer
# FOOTBALL STADIUM? OR FOOTBALL TEDIUM ?
# football is just an excuse for men to act like men
# FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS IN SOCIETY? NEEDED LIKE A FART IN A SPACESUIT
# Euro 2000 Fans only. It will be quite hard to move the ball with fans only
# a ball, a goal, some player and then they still say that football is a difficult game
# There goes the peace again
# Football is just an excuse for men to act like someone without brains
# kick balls on the field not heads on the street
# football, 22 men running around with their IQ on their backs
# I LOVE Loesje
# new sport: Englands' headacheball
# Fans only, no players allowed
# Let's decide a 0-0 score by points for beauty
# It's first time there is some decent TV on the non footbal channels
# footbal:drives boys crazy and girlsjealous
# Is it just me or this championship is becoming a national holiday
# This is a popular theme or what
# I always become a football-fan when "Myggen" enters the stadium
# Why do you have to lose, if you can win
# Euro 2000? For anyone who doesn't want to watch, i have set up a tent in the desert, co÷rdinates wil follow shortly
# Euro 2000, killing football, promotes other sports
# Stop Football, Start Hooligan fights competition
# Please, sponsors spent your money on less violence sports!
#Football, it was my hobby, now it is my stress relieve theraphy
#what will happen if the UEFA can't buy any footballs anymore?
#Dad the aliens have landed! Not now there is football on the t.v.
#Football always comes around
#A football player never walks alone
#Football makes people feel that they belong to a group, that's is why I want all footballteams to merge
#Police. Don't start the fight, try to prevent it !!
#Holland rules !!!!!!!
#Lost a game ? Don't lose your mind !
#It's just a milion dollar GAME
#Hooligans, don't let us pay for your mistakes
#soccer, thought, the ball is supposed to be IN the goal...
#Tea break champion: Food ball
#strategy, money, two goals, riots, footbal sounds like politics
#Everyone has a goal but soccer has two.
#I first thought Euro2000 was a new banknote
#so they score everytime he blows the whistle?
#Football: what if you were the ball ?
#I sweat when my boys sweat.
#why should i be interrested in football - it never came to me either!
#hooligans: foothead instead of football?
#Soccerplayer - $$$ Doctor - $$$ - but what if the doctor would miss 90% of the time?
#WHEN THEY LOOSE IT'S THEY WHEN THEY WIN IT'S WE
#6-1 see we dutch are the best, or is that a discrinimating thing to say?
#THIS TEXT IS GETTING AS BORING AS THE FOOTBALL!!!LETS HAVE SOMETHING NEW
#what women DO know 'bout football: who's bud belongs to which player
#Agressive, Cruel, Dangerous, Soccer Obsessed The Fan's I Mean
#Football is war, inside and outside the pitch
#Football is just an excuse for men to act like men
#FOOTBALL DONT YOU JUST LOATH IT??????
#unfortunately, the entire German team was color-blind
#drop out on school for $15.000.000. Sounds good to me