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THE FIRST TWO HOURS I COULDN`T GET HERE BECAUSE I HAD A VERY IMPORTANT DREAM

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OKAY I`M UNEMPLOYED AND USUALLY HAVEN`T GOT ANYTHING SPECIAL TO EAT BUT I SLEEP IN THE STATION WHERE ANYA PASSES TWICE A DAY

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I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD MY FATHER WAS ALWAYS WORKING

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INTERNET INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE OF LONELINESS (`S COUSIN CARL)

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IN THE BALTIC THE WHALES WEAR HELMETS

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ONE EUROPE WITHOUT RUSSIA IS LIKE CENTRAL HEATING WITH ONLY ONE RADIATOR IN THE TOILET

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IT WAS SO DARK THAT I SAW SPARKS OF LIGHT EVERYWHERE

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THEY DON`T REALLY WANT TO STOP THE ARMS EMBARGO- JUST TO GIVE A POSITIVE IMPULSE TO THE BLACK MARKET FOR WEAPONS

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ADDICTED TO CRACK FORCED TO BE A HOOKER HAVING AIDS LIKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES OR WOULD YOU PREFER A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE

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LIFE IS A SNOWFLAKE DELICATE AND COMPLICATED- AND ONCE YOU ARE MELTED YOU ARE IN THE OCEAN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT AND IT TAKES A CROWD`S LIFETIME OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE YOU ARE THAT SNOWFLAKE AGAIN

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