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THE OLD MAN IN THE SUPERMARKET ONLY WANTED SOME ATTENTION

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HE SOLD HIS MERCEDES AGAIN AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIS TRABANT

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DEAD SEA SCROLLS FOUND / PALESTINIANS CHOSEN PEOPLE

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WHY BORDERS WHEN IT RAINS

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VOTES FROM BLACK SEA FLEETS / 16% UKRAINE / 18% RUSSIA / 43 % PEACE / 21% NATO / 2% INDEPENDENT / 3 % DESERTED / 8% LOESJE

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AND WORLD PEACE KEEPS RINGING

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YOU ARE "GUARDIAN ANGEL" / YOU SEE A GIRL PUTTING UP A POSTER / YOU WANT TO STOP HER / CAN YOU

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CORRECT ( S GRANDFATHER)

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WHILE THE PEOPLE WERE STARVING THE GOVERMENT INTRODUCED A NEW COIN / AND THEY COULDN'T EAT THAT ONE EITHER

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NO I'M NOT A MEMBER OF GREENPEACE I'M JUST SORTING MY RUBBISH

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